Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.  <<>>  Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.  <<>>  Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 90 mph!  <<>>  You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot of experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.  <<>>  If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.  <<>>  Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.  <<>>  Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.  <<>>  It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.  <<>>  The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.  <<>>  Never be afraid to slow down.  <<>>  Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.  <<>>  Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight.  <<>>  Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.  <<>>  Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.  <<>>  Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.  <<>>  If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.  <<>>  A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.  <<>>  Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.  <<>>  Young riders pick a destination and go...  Old riders pick a direction and go.  <<>>  A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.  <<>>  Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.  <<>>   Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.  <<>>  Work to ride & ride to work.  <<>>  Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.  <<>>  Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.  <<>>  When you look down the road it seems to never end - but you’d better believe it does!  <<>>   Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.  <<>>  Keep your bike in good repair:  <<>>  Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.  <<>>  People are like motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.  <<>>  Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.  <<>>  Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50-weight motor oil.  <<>>  The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.  <<>>  The twisties - not the superslabs -separate the riders from the squids.  <<>>  When you're riding lead, don't spit.  <<>>  A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2:00 am to drive his pickup to the middle of       nowhere to get you when you're broken down.  <<>>  Catching a yellowjacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.  <<>>  If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.  <<>>  There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.  <<>>  Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.  <<>>  Practice wrenching on your own bike.  <<>>  Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't.  Some can't.  <<>>  Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.  <<>>  Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.  <<>>  A good, long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.  <<>>  If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious.  <<>>  If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.  <<>>  Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.  <<>>  There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.  <<>>  Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from road rash if you go down.  <<>>  The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.  <<>>  Always replace the cheapest parts first.  <<>>  You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.  <<>>  Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.  <<>>  Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.  <<>>  There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.  <<>>  Never try to race an old geezer; he may have one more gear than you.  <<>>  Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck. <<>>